Grab your popcorn, folks, because we've got a juicy love saga served with a side of hilarious twists! Enter Shaffie Weru, the hat-loving Casanova, and his entangled web of romances that'll leave you laughing out loud. Get ready for a rollercoaster ride filled with bizarre rumors, secret engagements, and a wedding proposal that shocked the town! So buckle up, dear readers, as we embark on a hilarious journey into the wild world of Shaffie's love life - it's a comedy of errors like you've never seen before!

On a fateful Friday, Shaffie Weru, the dude with a hat obsession, popped the question to his girlfriend Joan at a "very nice lounge" called Mercury. Will this romance be a hit, or is it just another chapter in Shaffie's colorful love story? Hold on tight - the ride's just beginning!

The love circus doesn't end there - let's rewind and review Shaffie's romantic escapades! First, he was married to Debra Asila, a kiss radio presenter and TATTU member. But rumor has it, this Casanova had some curious habits that led to their split - bringing other chix home and getting cozy while poor Asila was in the other room! Talk about some serious shieet! And that's not all - there was gossip about a secret engagement with Marya, the Chokoza fame sensation, and a woman linked to the alleged COLLONELZ. Phurkd up love triangle? You betcha!

Now, Shaffie's proposing to Joan, but what about Debbie, his ex-wife? He claims they haven't been together in years, so technically, it wasn't cheating, right? Well, we're not convinced, but Shaffie seems ready to walk down the aisle. Brace yourselves - the wedding's coming, and with Sh1 million splashed on his birthday, we can only imagine the wedding extravaganza!

As the drama unfolds, we're left wondering - where's Debbie in all of this? Will she spill the tea, or is she sipping her own cup of "I'm so done with Shaffie" cocktail? The plot thickens, and we can't wait for her side of the story!

Shaffie claims his religion allows him to marry more than four women - a mathematical twist that raises eyebrows and plenty of questions! Will Shaffie's love life turn into a reality show? We can't wait to see what's next in his love equation!

In the world of Shaffie Weru, love is a labyrinth of laughter and surprises! As the newly engaged couple navigates this comedy of errors, we wish them all the best - because with Shaffie, you never know what's coming next! Stay tuned for more laughs, love, and hat-tastic adventures from Kenya's ultimate love guru! 🎩💕😂